The liberal government in Israel sent Israeli boy scouts to guide the peace activists to the shores of Gaza, but came under heavy gunfire when the peace activists killed one another. This is the account of the government of the fascist war criminals, regarding the events that took place at sea and under cover of darkness. If the reader were to believe the Israeli account, he might also believe that: -Jesus committed suicide. The Jews neither crucified him nor killed him, but rather his disciples did. And it is the disciples who said: His blood be upon us and upon our children, and not the Jews. -The Lord said to Joshua: put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys, but keep the gold, silver and iron. Joshua did not want to kill them, but it is the Lord who did, when Joshua wanted nothing but to distribute gold and silver among them. - The Lord (the Lord of the Jews) told Joshua that the walls of Jericho will fall with trumpets and shouts. -Solomon's Temple is located above or below the Holy Sanctuary [Al-Aqsa], but the Palestinians who occupy Israel are preventing excavations for it. In another account, Haj Amin Husseini secretly moved the stones of the temple to Germany. -Skipping history to the loss of Palestine, there is: Deir [Monastery] Yassin? It is a monastery for the Sisters of the Sacred Heart. Khan [hotel] Younis? It is a known hotel. Bahr al-Baqar [Sea of Cows]? A Hindu temple. Qbayyeh? This is the first time we ever hear of it. Qana? That's where Jesus made his first miracle. Also, the King David Hotel bombing in 1946 was not carried out by the terrorists from Irgun, Menachem Begin and Yitzhak Shamir and their ilk, but by Hamas. Also, the terrorists from the Lehi gang did not assassinate the international mediator Count Bernadotte, but he was killed by Hezbollah. -The Israelis did not invade Lebanon in 1982, but President Bechara El Khoury and Prime Minister Riad al-Solh requested the Israeli Defence Forces, or boy scouts, to enter Lebanon to protect the refugees in the Sabra and Shatila camp. - Sharon was not in the Middle East in 1982 to begin with, because he was helping Mother Theresa in India tend to the sick. Sharon did not kill Palestinians in the Gaza Strip in the seventies. It was they who committed suicide, in grief for Jesus Christ. Sharon's assistant at the time, Meir Dagan, did not behead Palestinians with his own hands, and with the use of a Japanese sword that he boasted; instead, they slaughtered one another despite his pleas for them not to. - Benjamin Ben-Eliezer did not murder 250 Egyptian prisoners of war in Sinai during the 1967 war. They died of natural causes, heart disease, diabetes, kidney failure, and so on. -Golda Meir indeed said: a land without a people for a people without a land; however, she was talking about Alaska. -The European Khazari Jews would not have travelled to Palestine, had a million Palestinians not invited them to come and begged them to steal their lands from them. - The war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu was not a conscript who took part in the attack on the civilian planes in Beirut's airport in 1968. He was in Lebanon as a tourist for skiing, and the planes were burned down by workers at the Middle East Airlines company in protest of their low wages. - The other terrorist Ehud Barak did not wear a skirt, and participate in the assassination of three Palestinian leaders in Beirut in 1973 who were with their children. They killed one another in a row over a poker game. - From terrorist to terrorist, Meir Dagan did not send Mossad agents to Dubai to kill Mahmoud Mabhouh. He sent them on a holiday. As for the freedom fighter Mabhouh, a pillow fell on his face and he could not lift it as it was too heavy, and so he died from asphyxiation. As for the photos of the terrorist? These were copied from a known video game. - The impostor Shimon Peres did not go to South Africa and negotiate with the officials in the apartheid regime there to sell them nuclear warheads of three different sizes. Instead, he travelled there to defend the blacks and to protest their suffering at the hands of the apartheid regime. As for the official documents that prove there was nuclear cooperation, they were forged by those who forged the Niger documents in Rome about Saddam Hussein's attempt to purchase uranium. - The Jewish peace activists (including rabbis) who protested against the peace flotilla massacre, were not Jews, but were members of an Islamic resistance militant faction and the evidence is their beards. - Noam Chomsky, Norman Finkelstein, Richard Goldstein, and Richard Falk are Jew-hating anti-Semites. - All those who protested the Israeli crime are anti-Semites. Even those who did not protest are anti-Semites because they did not rush to defend Israel's reputation and its most moral army that carried tea pots and coffee to the activists on board the peace flotilla, who then responded to the Israeli boy scouts with weapons of mass destruction. If the reader believes the above, which is very easy to believe as he can see, he will believe that Jesus Christ committed suicide. [email protected]