Our aversion to reality is incredible. Few accept that we lost the semi-final to India fair and square. Most believe that it was “fixed”, else how on earth could they drop Tendulkar four times or Misbah get stranded at the crease for so long. The (...)
THERE are many ways to skin a cat. You, dear Brutus, always manage to skin yourself by turning the cat into a tiger. Your opponents win and thank you for saving their cat with bombs. You are useless, Brutus.
When double murderer and spy Raymond (...)
CURIOUSER and curiouser” said Alice in Wonderland. “Worser and worser” say I in Pakistan. “Badder and badder” say Arabs in the Middle East. Thank God we haven't reached ‘worsest' and ‘baddest' for we can't guess the limits of worser and badder. (...)
IN late January an American citizen, ‘Raymond Davis', 36, murdered two Pakistani motorcyclists in Lahore with his Beretta “with pinpoint accuracy through his car windshield.” All hell broke loose: America wanted him back on grounds of diplomatic (...)
LISTEN America: You are agog. You don't understand what's going on. Why China has you by the throat. Why your neatly crafted world is unravelling. Why, why, why… It's time to wake up, time to learn lessons. Time to pull your head out of the (...)
I AM most concerned that Muslim ‘clerics' amongst the mullahs camouflaged as scholars are putting Muslims into reverse gear. Sure there are good mullahs. I know at least one. But the good mullahs' voice is drowned in the din of the collective voice (...)
HOW do you read the situation?” a friend asked. “I cannot,” I replied. “The pages are blank. Let the imagination run.”
“Let it run.”
“Anything could happen in a flux. The situation could go many ways. But that doesn't mean that some forces are not (...)
THE first time I heard the name ‘Muslim Shower' I thought it was a party for someone who has converted to Islam in which he or she is ‘showered' with gifts. I took this from the ‘shower' that parents have for their newborn babies where friends and (...)
POPULATIONS are classified using different measures, like sex, rural-urban, income, education, age, profession, religious persuasion… The most misleading is ‘elite'. ‘Elite' means crème de la crème, the best of the best in any field. What they mean (...)
THE other day I heard a debate between Tony Blair and the author Christopher Hitchens on the BBC on whether religion had done more harm than good. Blair is an ardent Catholic, Hitchens an atheist. Blair doesn't have much of a formal education; I (...)
CONFUCIUS said: “Our Master gets his way by being frank, friendly, truthful, respectful and moderate. That is our way.” Try and make the Pakistani politician understand such wisdom.
Did you see the leader of the opposition in the National Assembly (...)
ASSASSINATIONS such as Benazir Bhutto's alter the course of history. Because it is her third death anniversary doesn't necessarily explain the sudden surge to find her killers. While some within her party have been questioning why their own (...)
DECEMBER 17 has just come and gone again, so let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time there was a young slave boy. His masters decided to get him married to a young girl, though she was not the one he would have chosen. Once married, they would be (...)
WHAT a silly storm in a small Indian teacup. We should be looking at the Chinese teacup. Obama goes to India to get something, flatters to sell by saying what the Indians wish to hear and the sated go ape. The wretched of the earth could not give a (...)